Jesus brother |
Everyone knows Jesus
the man who healed the lame.
I am Jesus:s brother,
Craig is my name.
Jesus is the Prince of Peace.
Jesus is the Lamb.
Jesus is the Son of God,
but Craig don't give a damn.
Because when Craig's in sight,
there is party all night.
I don't turn water into wine,
but into cold Coors Light.
I'm not my brother, I know,
I don't walk on H2O,
but I got something to blow
that me and Judas grow…..
I hang out with lepers,
Barabbas, and Salome.
Jesus' friends are called Apostles -
those dudes are totally gay.
Jesus performs miracles,
from Galilee to Rome.
but it would be a miracle,
if he brought a lady home……
While Jesus is praying
Craig is laying
with every lady in the Testament,
You know what I'm saying!?
I won't die for your sin
like my famous kin.
But if you've got a little sister,
then there's room at this inn……
Jesus was our mothers fave
all her love to him she gave.
But there's no sibling rivalry,
when he's nailed to that tree…..
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| Kommentarer - (Snittbetyg: 5) | | BlackRain - 28 jul 09 - 15:13 | | Hahahahaha :P | | emmy---93 - 28 jul 09 - 11:04 | | haha nice :D | WithinTemptation - 27 jul 09 - 22:40- Betyg:  | Haha, riktigt rolig var denna :) Anorlunda och bra :D
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