When my grandfather dies
life will be strange
my whole world will change
I will scream and yell
because I will be rich as hell
So grandfather, die!
cough up that inheritance
don't hold on another day
I love you to death
but I have bills to pay
A stroke would be nice
a disease would be cool
I will scatter his ashes
in my new swimming pool
I will treat my woman as a queen
so what do you say, unplug that machine?
Just take your final bow
the family hates you anyhow
You must be as old as the sun
your Social Security Number is 1!
You're deaf, dumb, blind and an amputee
You donate your blood every time that you pee
Why must you fight?
walk toward the goddamn light!
It's all over now
my granddad is dead
he has made his final bow
A mysterious blow
to his wrinkled old head
and he went towards the glow
Everything worked out all right
I think I will start on my grandmother tonight........
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| Kommentarer - (Snittbetyg: 5) |
| Neverwas - 30 jul 09 - 14:12 |
| Haha, exakt min sorts humor. |
izzzzy - 18 jul 09 - 16:22- Betyg:  |
| hahahaha skit rolig men lite hemsk men den var bra! |
| the-rose - 18 jul 09 - 16:18- Betyg: |
| hahahahha den var asrolig ^^ |
| cecilia168 - 17 jul 09 - 19:37- Betyg: |
| otroligt roligt :) |
| Tirala - 17 jul 09 - 10:22 |
| Fantastiskt rim :D |
| humorrik - 13 jul 09 - 20:45 |
| hehe |
| SessanKiller - 13 jul 09 - 14:31- Betyg: |
| Haha, ja den var rolig men ja måste ju erkänna att den var hur elak som helst:P Men rolig var den xD |
| VeraLing - 13 jul 09 - 01:29- Betyg: |
| Hahahaha xD dem tar skitbra! Verkligen skit bra! Du är duktig :) |
| citronkakan - 12 jul 09 - 18:59 |
| HAHAHHAHA satt och skrattade rakt igenom :D Kanske ganska hemskt, egentligen att skratta åt, men vafa, det som är kul är kul och det kan man inte rå för ;) |
