Lady In Red (The Pub) |
Make her your wife and love her with love so true
now some rivers run high, some rivers run low
When her river runs red, then she's starting her flow
it's called menstruation, and here's what it means to you
You will notice her underwear are spotty at first
stand back her dam is gonna burst
Don't be afraid, it's a natural thing
hand her some new pair of string
She'll retain her water, her breasts will be tender
every third word that you say will offend her
Put the old linens on top of the bed
and go down to the pub instead
If she want to make love, and if you do, you're a fool
because you'll only end up with a bloody tool
If she want you to sample the fruit of her loins
it will only taste like some old rusty coins
So if you can, get out of the bed
go down to the pub instead
Here is the place where the boys are having a meeting
when the moon is full, and the girls are bleeding
We are lucky, can escape from the lady in red
and go down to the pub instead.......
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| Kommentarer | | midnighteyes - 4 jun 09 - 19:08 | | haha |
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