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Ego trip

I am perfect in every way
feel okey every day

I can't wait to look myself in the mirror
lookin' better each day
my hair has never turned grey

To know me is to love me
It’s always me, never we!
I must be a hell of a man
There is no one better than I am!

I used to have a girlfriend
I love me and all girls, can’t pretend

I guess she just couldn't compete
with all of these love-starved women
who keep laying at my feet
even though I treat them as meat
I do it over and over again

Well I could probably find me another
Why not your young mother?

Who cares? I never get lonesome
in bed I always have some....

You could say I'm a loner
I am my own owner!
A man, tough and proud
with me everything is allowed!
I could have lots of friends, if I wanted,
but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd!

Some people say that I'm "egotistical",
Hell, I don't even know what that means!
I guess it has something to do with the way
I fill out my skin-tight blue jeans.......
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Lizan - 4 jun 09 - 18:18
mm..tycker jag känner igen vem...
har stött på den förr..
lollalottis - 3 jun 09 - 12:50
Jo, Smått ego.....
midnighteyes - 1 jun 09 - 18:31
hehe snacka ogo =P

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