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She - He

She's part girl,
she's part boy
she's got parts everyone can enjoy.

She's got more,
she's got less
she's got her manhood hidden in her dress.

Is she a mister,
or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?

She's my little girl,
she's my little guy
When I try to please I get poked in the eye!

She wears lace, she wears flannel
she watches football and the Lifetime Channel

Somethings are white,
somethings are black
some girls wear make-up,
mine shaves her back

She is still beautiful,
she is still fine
too bad her package is bigger than mine......
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-Cute - 27 jul 09 - 16:13- Betyg:
HAHAHAHAH XD *dör*
midnighteyes - 1 jun 09 - 18:45
haha!
NadaZero93 - 31 maj 09 - 21:05
haha X) fynney funney:D
hayhey - 29 maj 09 - 11:59- Betyg:
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Dance - 29 maj 09 - 11:14- Betyg:
HAHAA :'D

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