My house burned down in a flash of thunder.
My wife ran off with a one-legged plumber.
My crops fell dead when the riverbed went dry.
My dog got squashed by a pickup truck.
My son ran away and got hooked on drugs.
My daughter's knocked up by the class of '85.
People say that life is good;
It don't seem good to me.
I'm lost without a paddle,
And I'm headed up shit creek.
People say that life is fun,
But I don't know why.
As far as I can tell,
LIFE SUCKS then you die.
The government dumps its toxic waste
Right on top of my mother's grave.
A team of experts say it won't do her no harm.
But my sheep went crazy and killed my mule.
I cut off my dick with a power tool
Fixin' the hole where the meteor hit the barn.
(And it hurt, too!)
People say that life is good,
But I just piss and moan.
I got one foot on a banana peel,
The other in the Twilight Zone.
People say that life is fun,
But I don't know why.
As far as I can tell,
LIFE SUCKS then you die.
Let me hear some "yee-hah"s out there!
I went to the store to buy some shells.
My gun went off and blew the owner to hell.
Now I'm sittin' here in jail, singin' this song.
And one guy wants to cut me with a knife.
Another guy wants me to be his wife.
Hey, I wish they'd hang me before somethin' really goes wrong!
People say that life is good,
Give thanks for what you have.
When all you have is nothin',
Nothin' makes you glad.
People say that life is fun,
But I don't know why.
As far as I can tell,
LIFE SUCKS, then you die.
I said, people say that life is fun,
But I don't know why.
As far as I can tell,
LIFE SUCKS,
LIFE SUCKS
LIFE SUCKS, then you die.
skriv inte att den är onödig
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| Kommentarer |
| bebe_ - 31 okt 07 - 19:53 |
| men oh the same shit |
| someonelikenoone - 8 sep 07 - 21:35 |
| anz brukar det juh heta "lifes a bitch, and then you die" :P |
| studsbollen_ - 9 aug 07 - 22:12 |
| Bbra låt!:)_) |
| aengel_ - 1 aug 07 - 16:50 |
| hållkäften allihop alla KAN TA OCH ÄTA MITT BAJS.!!""## |
| Violina - 28 jul 07 - 21:42 |
| Jag har läst och jag förstår en jag vill höra din tolkning av den bebe! |
| Lirre - 28 jul 07 - 20:37 |
vi förstår. men så onödigt ändå.
OCH NU FÅR DU SÄGA VA DU VILL |
| bebe_ - 28 jul 07 - 19:04 |
| okej så här är det nu får ni skriva vad ni vill men jag tänker inte ta bort för den förklarar en hel del !! läs meningarna och förstå låten !! |
| Lirre - 28 jul 07 - 13:33 |
| håller med Fack_off. helt onödigt. |
| Violina - 27 jul 07 - 23:07 |
| JAg ska inte skriva att de är onödig men jag är nyfiken på syftet med att lägga ut den? Då kanske jag skulle kunna få en förklarlig anledning till att den inte är onödig utan att behöva angripa dig om det! |
